SINCE INCEPTION, RP HAS LEARNED HOW TO:

2016

• BUILD IN-HOME OR LARGE-SCALE COMPOST PROGRAMS WITH RED HOOK COMMUNITY FARM • FOLD A FITTED SHEET • EXTRACT DNA FROM A STRAWBERRY • PUBLISH A COMIC BOOK WITH CLOUDWRANGLER COMICS • MAKE ORIGAMI CRANES • USE A SVENGALI CARD DECK • DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE • DISTILL WHISKY AT KINGS COUNTY • USE OBSCURE DATING APPS/SITES WITH DATEWORKING.COM • ORDER DRINKS IN AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE • JUGGLE (SORT OF) • DO YOGA POSES IN A DESK CHAIR WITH POPUP YOGA NYC • MAKE THE BEST GRILLED CHEESE

2017

• FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH WITH SIMON BOOKS • SPEAK SPANISH WHILE HIDING UNDER THE RADAR • FIND AN ADOPTEE'S BIRTH PARENTS • BEATBOX WITH THE WORLD CHAMPION • PLAY THE JAW HARP • WATER GLASS XYLOPHONES • BYSTANDER CPR • CRACK CODES • RECOGNIZE EVERYDAY OBJECTS AS WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TOOLS WITH DESTINATION BACKCOUNTRY ADVENTURES • OYSTER SHUCKING • HAIR BRAIDING • HULA DANCING • BASIC TAROT WITH CATLAND BOOKS • GHOST HUNTING WITH BROOKLYN PARANORMAL SOCIETY • QUICK MEDITATIONS • CHINESE TEA CEREMONIES WITH FLOATING MOUNTAIN TEA HOUSE • WEAVING BASICS WITH CRAFTJAM 

2018

• LOVE LETTER WRITING • DESSERT TRUFFLES • ORGASMIC MEDITATION • SEX TOY PICKING WITH UNBOUND • EROTIC BALLOON ART • SAY IRISH LANGUAGE BASICS • TASTE IRISH WHISKEYS • CÉILÍ DANCE • MAKE PINATAS WITH THE NEON TEA PARTY • TASTE TEQUILAS AND MEZCALS • GET ORDAINED • IDENTIFY ANIMALS USING A DICHOTOMOUS KEY  WITH THE RIVER PROJECT • BUILD BOATS •  BECOME A LICENSED MARINE FISHER(WO)MAN • BUILD SPEAKERS AND AMPS WITH GOWANUS AUDIO • PICK AND STYLE FLOWERS FROM THE MARKET • SELECT AND MAINTAIN HOUSEPLANTS WITH TWIG TERRARIUMS• MAKE A BALLOON ARCH • DECORATE CUPCAKES WITH RUSSIAN TIPS • CREATE GIANT PAPER FLOWERS • PROPERLY TASTE HIGH-END CHOCOLATES • NAVIGATE AN ITALIAN BAKERY

2019

• MAKE DYE FROM FOOD SCRAPS WITH ANTHEMIA.CO • HERBALISM BASICS • PROPER ORGANICS DISPOSAL • BAKE NO-KNEAD BREAD • MAKE HOMEMADE BUTTER • BASIC MENDING TECHNIQUES • HOW TO SELECT AND USE POWER TOOLS • CANOE • TIE FLIES FOR FLY FISHING • FRENCH CULTURE • CIDER PRODUCTION AND TASTING • FRENCH CHEESE TASTING • WATERCOLORS • COOK AND BREAK DOWN LOBSTERS • MAKE YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE • ROBOTICS BASICS • SPECIAL EFFECTS HALLOWEEN MAKE-UP • SMOKING COCKTAILS • READING TAROT AT PARTIES

2020

• USE A TATTOO GUN